Yesterday at PetsMart I filled out an application for one of their "Perks" discount cards. By the time I got home, they'd already e-mailed me an advertisement.
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We're putting Luna on kitty anti-anxiety drugs. Sounds extreme, I know, but so is waking up at 6:45 on a Saturday morning to a cat peeing on you.
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Why don't manufacturers make notebook pockets big enough to actually fit an 8 1/2 x 11 sheet of paper?
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If there's a sure way to piss off your new neighbors, it's by ignoring the local laws and attempting to trademark a phrase near and dear to their hearts. Paws off the last best place, Lipson.
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I want this splint out of my mouth. Now. Five minutes ago.
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A new poll says that a majority of Americans want Karl Rove fired. However, the poll also shows that 25 percent have never heard of him. Which supports my theory that Bush voters are one of two things: greedy or ignorant.
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Thank God it's Thursday.


3 Comments:
Ouzo is on anti-anxiety drugs. If only I could get him on my health plan.
I just signed up for the PetSmart Perks, too. Luckily, no spam as of yet.
Poor Luna! I hope the meds work!
Mike: Yeah, last year I spent way more on Tango's health care than my own. No orthodontics for cats, though, thank goodness ...
Neva: How's little Hanna doing?
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