- Why do I always wait until late Sunday to finally get my homework done?
- Why can't I ever, ever get everything on my to-do list done?
- Why is anybody surprised that Kate Moss does cocaine?
- Why do Republicans always criticize Dems about "big government," then run up the deficit to staggering, all-time highs?
- Why am I sleepy all afternoon, then wide awake into the wee hours of the morning?
- Why is furniture so damned expensive?
7 Comments:
3. I'm not surprised Kate Moss does blow, but why is it worthy of the front page of CNN.com????
Oh, you know. Because supermodels rank right up there in importance with wars and natural disasters.
She has a freaking kid. She needs to get over herself and dump the trashy boyfriends.
She has a kid? She actually had enough body fat to conceive and carry a child? Wow.
#4 My question would be, "Why do those who continually vote for freepers always act surprised when the Republicans spend like drunken sailors?"
I find it interesting that Kate Moss has been outed as the ONLY SUPERMODEL who uses cocaine! ; )
As for your #5, that is my daily experience. Sigh. I hate going to bed early, and seem to be in denial about my 9-5 gig.
Laurie, I know. I'd guess coke use among models is more the rule than the exception.
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