- Whatever is good for you will eventually be found to be Bad For You.
- Whatever is bad for you will eventually be found to be Not That Bad After All.
- If I skip showering on Saturday or Sunday morning, a handsome man will show up at my door.
- Any event I really want to go to will have a scheduling conflict with something else that I have to do.
- Anything in my bathroom that falls will inevitably land in the litter box.
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Two days ago, I had to go buy a new toothbrush because I dropped my only one in the litter box. Yeah, I was pissed!
I love it because it's TRUE.
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