Patia Stephens, Missoula, Montana

A Drivel Runs Through It

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Oh, this is rich
I just got a "wink" on Large Friends from a joem1975 in Missoula who is married and looking for "casual dating" and "activity partners." No picture. Here's what he writes:

32, 6'4", 205#, length: 7", girth: above average. I am married to a woman that doesn't take care of herself, physically. but that is not the problem, the sex is dull. we have sex about 3x a week but it is all the same position. I want more and she knows it but won't do anything about it. I am sexually unsatisfied and am looking for better. What about you? tell me your story. oh and write back.

Ugh.


16 Comments:

Blogger ZenPanda said...

I'm so sorry.

*hugs*

5:11 PM  
Blogger Kelly said...

"ugh" is right! there are no words to describe this punk.

may i add "yuck"?

7:50 PM  
Blogger Patia said...

Yeah, I was torn between "ugh" and "ick."

I tell you, I'm losing hope.

10:19 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

What's girth?

10:33 PM  
Blogger Patia said...

Oh, dear.

10:47 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

:snicker:

If it's any consolation to you, I just spent some time browsing through this site:

http://bearfighter.code-rebellion.de/

Oddly enough, I feel manlier and . . . disturbed . . . all at the same time.

10:51 PM  
Blogger Neva said...

I just signed up and checked the site out. What a bummer....all the Portland guys are douches. But their profiles are giving me quite a laugh!

Examples of what they're looking for in a woman:
"you can be any woman with a true heart that dose not play games."
or,
"a woman close to my age who's good-looking and not stuck-up."--one goofy-lookin' mo-fo wrote this one! haha!

Sweet Jesus!

11:22 PM  
Blogger Neva said...

Okay, this one is the best:

"just be your self.be clean,you like to have fun make love at all times"

11:24 PM  
Blogger Patia said...

Chris: The guys on that site are HOT. That's totally my type of guy. Well, except for the fact that they're all gay.

Neva: It's depressing, isn't it? Depressing and entertaining all at the same time.

I'm always surprised by the number of guys who say they want a woman that doesn't "play games." What games exactly are they talking about? Monopoly? Chess? Seriously, I don't get it.

2:09 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

I just wanted to find a woman who would play Dungeons and Dragons. I realized it was all just a fantasy, though. . . .

2:58 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

Double "ugh"!

3:05 PM  
Blogger Rebecca said...

The guys in bear porn are pretty hot.

Maybe I should't have typed that in a public place.

3:23 PM  
Blogger Catnapping said...

Chances are, he's the one who's shiddy in bed...

Poor woman probably gave up on the idiot years ago. Hopefully, she'll get smart and dump him for a real man.

...then he can whine about how bad his EX wife was in bed. hehehe

11:35 AM  
Blogger Patia said...

I can't imagine how a guy that self-absorbed, shallow and slimy could possibly be good in bed.

Just the thought gives me the heebies. His poor wife, indeed.

3:33 PM  
Blogger mitra said...

Length!?? Length!??
I just...wow...length!

5:38 PM  
Blogger Patia said...

Yeah. Amazing, huh?

Hey! How'd you find this old post, anyway?

:-)

11:52 PM  

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