Patia Stephens, Missoula, Montana

A Drivel Runs Through It

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

A little light reading
Here's just one sentence from the 35 pages I have to finish reading by class on Friday:

So unbudgeably hegemonic has been this historicism of theoretical consciousness that it has tended to occlude a comparable critical sensibility to the spatiality of social life, a practical theoretical consciousness that sees the lifeworld of being creatively located not only in the making of history but also in the construction of human geographies, the social production of space and the restless formation and reformation of geographical landscapes: social being actively emplaced in space and time in an explicitly historical and geographical contextualization.

Pardon me while I go cry.


Sunday, February 26, 2006

So, so tired
I got home from Vancouver last night, had horse packing class today and now am too pooped for anything beyond watching some Olympics before bed. Then -- work and homework. Please bear with me if I owe you an email or phone call. I'll get there eventually.


Blog buddies
Blog buddies

Meg and me in Vancouver.



Saturday, February 25, 2006

Hello from Vancouver
I'm in Vancouver, B.C., at a conference; actually, the conference is over and now I'm having brunch with Meg! of Blogcabin. What fun! Say Hi, Meg ...

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I'm going to say, right off the bat, that Patia has this cool thing on her keyboard that is sending me into envy pangs. But that's just not the point.

The point is YAY! We're having brunch and YAY! we had mimosas and YAY! Patia has gorgeous hair and is wearing the best US ambassador t-shirt ever: it says "PEACE" (and it's sparkly.)

We've had a wonderful chat, I only spilled once on my sweater, and it turns out that the divine Ms. P is one of the most sparkling meal companions a girl could have....

But I'll let her tell you how entertained she's managed to keep me while I drooled on myself and said things like aBOOT.

(Oh, and just so you know, you should encourage Patia to come visit all of you, mostly because she will make you feel more welcome in your own city! I never get to people watch and enjoy a moment, and that is the best way to spend a Saturday, especially in such good company.)

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And Meg is, of course, just as delightful -- if not more so -- in person as she is on her blog. Sparkling, indeed. The girl's like champagne, all bubbly and sweet. I'm only sorry I have to leave soon for the airport -- I would love to hang with her more. Maybe I can convince her to come visit Tango, Luna and me in Montana.

I'll be home tonight. More later.

Oh, and welcome to the world, little Alienette. We're so happy you're here.


Sunday, February 19, 2006

"You were once wild here ...
"Don't let them tame you." -- Isadora Duncan, quoted on my new bracelet.

To Gay: Thank you! I love it!!!

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I am remiss in not mentioning the new Spring Creek Community Alumni website sooner. Scott Leif started it up a few weeks ago, and already 49 former Creekers have registered. I've been wanting to build an SCC alumni site for years, but haven't gotten around to it. I'm delighted that Scott has. I will probably take down my Spring Creek page at some point, and I encourage all SCC alums and former staffers to go forth and register at the new site, then hang out and chat, post in the forums and help with reunion planning. After 20-some years, it's great to reconnect with these people who were once my family.

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Over at A Chicken Is Not Pillage, Wulfgar posted a question about what survival gear to carry into the Montana backcountry. I posted the following comment, which I thought I'd share here for kicks:

When I was 17, I did a 21-day survival trip in the Cabinet Wilderness. I carried:

-plastic poncho/tarp
-wool blanket
-canteen
-folding knife
-magnesium firestarter
-one change of clothing
-a bandanna
-a tiny notebook and pen
-a book

I think that's about it. Everything fit inside the blanket and tarp, which were rolled up and secured with rope, then slung around our shoulders as packs.

We were given one pound of granola and one pound of flour per week -- we made ashcakes with the flour. We also got ham and M&Ms once for treats, and supplemented with huckleberries and anything we could catch or kill. I ate A LOT of frogs. And some badger.


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Today in my fourth packing and outfitting class, I learned to tie up a load of cargo with a manty canvas and rope. Sort of like this. It's a rather complicated maneuver, not to mention surprisingly aerobic. Next week we do it on the animal.

I also learned how to do a back splice. Nifty. Other things: How to tell a good halter from a bad one, the best way to tie a horse and why mules have to be able to see where they're going, but horses don't. I'm already feeling like I want to repeat the class next year. There is so much wonderful information and I'm probably only absorbing a fraction of it. Next time I'll take notes.

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I've been watching some of the Olympics. I've always been sort of clueless about them and competitive sports in general. I'm one of those people who says, "I like to watch the figure skating" -- and that's about the extent of my expertise on the subject. But now I'm actually trying to pay attention. I have one question, though: Do those TV commentators ever shut up?

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Speaking of ... speaking, I was in Target tonight buying batteries and paper towels, and I couldn't believe how obnoxious some people were. Two adult women on either side of the entire intimates section were having a conversation at shouting volume, as if they thought everyone on that half of the store actually wanted to listen to them. And I try not to begrudge the crying babies and teenage girls having giggle fits, but the loud cellphone talkers make me crazy.

Don't even get me started on the people who maroon their shopping carts in the middle of the freakin' aisle.

The truth is, I think I like people more in theory than in practice.

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No matter how much time I have, it's never enough. I'm fortunate to have a three-day weekend, but already chagrined at how little I've gotten accomplished. Sometimes life just seems like an endless to-do list. You know?


Saturday, February 18, 2006

Love, love, love this
Probably the only web ad I've ever hit "replay" on ... again and again.

Dove's latest commercial: Campaign for Real Beauty


Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Deep thoughts on love and orthodontics
This has been one of my better Valentine's Days. And there's not even a romantic interest in sight. (Oh, wait, maybe that's why I'm not miserable ...?) I usually get horribly depressed on V-Day. But not today.

My new motto: If they can't appreciate me, they don't deserve me.

Today I went for a morning hike in the snow before going to work. I wore red and pink (and black, of course) and did my hair up with chopsticks topped with glass hearts. At the orthodontist's, I chose bubble-gum pink chains (the rubber bands that hold everything in place). I told my boss I wanted a heart-shaped box of chocolates, and she brought me some. She also brought me chocolate-dipped strawberries, which are nearly as good as chocolate-dipped male strippers. (Inside joke.) Then we went to see Brokeback Mountain, which was sweet and sexy and sad.

I think that no matter who you are -- straight, gay, single, married, male, female -- love is hard. It just is. And sometimes it's even worth it.

The best news of the day: At my next orthodontic appointment, in six weeks, I will get a debracing date. Which means, if all goes well, I will have a gorgeous, metal-free smile in April or May.


Monday, February 13, 2006

Happy Valentine's Day from Missoula


California Street Bridge graffiti

California Street Bridge grafitti



Deja view
Less than six months after being rear-ended in Washington, I was rear-ended again tonight in downtown Missoula. Fortunately, this was much, much gentler than the previous hit -- she just slowly slid into me. The roads tonight were nasty glare ice after an evening snowfall.

I think my car's fine, although I won't be 100 percent sure until I see it in daylight minus all the snow and mud. And I'm fine. Feeling a bit like I have a "Kick me" bumpersticker on my car, but otherwise fine.


I'm afraid it's all true


Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss"



You're a true romantic who brings an
innocent hope to each new relationship.


You see the good in every person you date,
and you relish each step of falling in love.


Your ideal Valentine's Day date:
a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you


Your flirting style:
friendly and sweet


What turns you off:
cynics who don't believe in romance


Why you're hot:
you always keep the romance alive


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What Does Your Candy Heart Say?


Thanks to Leesa at Peace Of My Mind for the link.



Sunday, February 12, 2006

On cinches and riggin's and britchin's
Today I learned how to take a pack saddle apart and put it back together again. Talk about a sense of accomplishment! That's some complicated rigging.

It was my third wilderness outfitting and packing course with Smoke Elser. I am delighted to be learning from a horseman of his caliber. Smoke's been guiding backcountry trips and teaching packing since before I was born; he's also co-author of "Packin' In On Mules And Horses." I'm not sure if they make cowboys like him any more.

Some of my friends expressed surprise when I announced I was taking a packing course -- several even assumed I was doing it to meet men. Honestly, that hadn't even occurred to me. (Although once it did, I thought it was brilliant.) Here's a little secret: I have been a wannabe cowgirl for about as long as I can remember. My dream of dreams has always been to own a stableful of horses.

In Smoke's 100-year-old stone barn -- warmed by a woodstove and strong coffee -- I've been learning everything from horse and mule anatomy to basic veterinary care to leave-no-trace camping techniques. Not only is Smoke parting with a ton of hard-won information, he's a master storyteller. He reminds me of my Grandpa Acey, an old Nebraska cowboy who bought me my first pony, then my horse.

I've met some roadblocks and wrong turns on my quest for cowgirldom, and I may never be the genuine article. My roughing-it days are probably behind me as well -- I like my morning showers too much to seriously contemplate the backcountry. But I still love horses, and the smell of leather, and the swagger in my steps when I've gained a measure of competence.


Laura Bush comes out against violence ...
"If we resort to violence, it's very, very difficult to have any sort of dialogue," she said.

Unfortunately, the First Lady's comments were referring not to her husband's unprovoked war, but to the Muslim reaction to Danish cartoons profaning the Prophet Muhammad.


Thursday, February 09, 2006

Thursday A.M. Thoughts
I made it to the gym last night for the first time in eons. (Yay, me!) Does everyone's butt and toes fall asleep on the recumbant bike, or is it just me?

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Has anybody watched my Chinese New Year videos? The ones I spent a whole evening figuring out how to get online? [whine!]

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I now have not one, but two hot dates for Valentine's Day. I have an adjustment at the orthodontist, and I'm going to see Brokeback Mountain with my boss.

Two single, straight women spending Valentine's night watching a love affair between two gay men. How pitiful hilarious is that?

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I'm thinking about changing my blog's name to its current tagline: A Drivel Runs Through It. This because some professor in Bozeman (figures it's a Bobcat) has started a blog called "Ron's Montana Musings." I suppose I could contact him and ask him to cease and desist, but I don't know -- maybe it's time for a change.

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John Corbett and Bo Derek?!?

Oh, I'm SO disillusioned.

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In my next life, I want to be a cat. All they do is sleep, eat, sleep, play and sleep.


Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Overheard in Butte
"I used to be an alcoholic but now I'm not, because my girlfriend drives."
After the Chinese New Year's parade:
"That was better than the St. Patrick's Day parade."

"That was fun. Can we go home now?"



Sunday, February 05, 2006

Gung hay fat choy
I'm back from a short trip to Butte, where I celebrated Chinese New Year's with a friend. During its mining heyday, "Butte, America," was a melting pot of cultures; along with large Irish and other ethnic groups were several thousand Chinese. That history is now kept alive by the Mai Wah Society, which runs a museum and hosts the parade.

Brenda and I first went to the Silver Bow County Courthouse for a wonderful performance by dancers from the Hope Chinese School in California. Then we went outside and marched in what is billed as the "shortest, loudest and often the coldest Chinese New Year's parade in the world."

Although it had been (relatively) warm and dry before we went in the courthouse, by the time we came out it was snowing. The flakes grew fatter and heavier during the parade, then stopped a little while after it ended. I read in a newspaper article this morning that snow during the celebration is considered very good luck.

Here are my first attempts at shooting video. They're only a few seconds long:
Waiting in the snow for the parade to start
Follow the dragon
Making noise in downtown Butte
Fireworks finale at the Mai Wah


Friday, February 03, 2006

Skyline Sailing
Skyline
After thousands of years,
These hills still rise like swells against decrepit shores.
Mountains depart valley on a voyage toward skies
Shrouded gray with winter.
At morning, chickadees cry warning
from the chokecherry trees.
And the deer periscope above undulating grasses.
Night, eyes become phosphorescent beacons --
Sirens and coyotes ring out in glee.
Cattle and erratics dot the scape
Like small ships at the edge of the world.
Once we were under a sea of ice
And glacial silt.
Now there are only troughs --
Spring-fed, green and limed.
Below, creeks and rivers of water
And asphalt.
Here, islands of weathered wood,
Rotting boxcars and immobile homes.
In this cabin I am both anchored
And adrift, an inconsequential vessel.
I look out through polished glass;
My tides ebb and churn.
These moorings could come loose
At any moment.
But these hills will go on
And on.

This is the first assignment completed for my poetry workshop; it's supposed to be based on the idea of Walt Whitman's lists. The photo is one I took last summer. (It's run here before.)


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