Patia Stephens, Missoula, Montana

A Drivel Runs Through It

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Unplugged
A quick post before I hand over my satellite modem to a trusted person for safekeeping. I'm unplugging for the week, since the lure of always-on Internet makes it impossible for me to get anything substantial or meaningful done around here.

A few of the things on my to-do list for the upcoming week:

  1. Write every day
  2. Read a book every day
  3. Go for a walk every day
  4. Watch Martha Stewart every day
  5. Watch Oprah every day

Hey, a girl's gotta have her priorities. I also plan to purge my old, broken filing cabinet and move into my new one. And rearrange some furniture. And spend some quality time with Tango and Luna.

Over and out.


Spring cleaning: Body, mind and spirit
Eat Like A Pig

Despite a pizza-and-frosted-cookie basketball playoff party, one Krispy Kreme binge and two visits to Missoula's new Famous Dave's barbecue restaurant -- whose neon sign is pictured above -- I have managed to lose five pounds in the last month.

Well. Maybe that salad I ordered on my second Famous Dave's visit made a difference after all -- even if it was topped with beef brisket, bacon and cheese.

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I am going to spend some time today reformatting a few things on my website -- mainly the Furl feeds and Bloglines blogroll in the right column. So please bear with me if it gets a little messy around here.

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Beginning tomorrow, I'm taking the rest of the week off from the Internet. No blogging, no reading blogs, no aimless surfing. No email. I might actually accomplish something, if the withdrawals don't get me.

I'll post again before I power down, though.


Friday, March 24, 2006

The downside of spring
My favorite stanza in the poem I turned in this week for class:

The cats are glad it's spring.
They shed fur like a bad habit
And puke joy.

~

Yep, up at 4 this morning cleaning up after Tango, whose daily puking has resumed after a mysterious three-month reprieve. I sure wish I could figure this out.


Thursday, March 23, 2006

How happy am I? THIS happy!
Spring Break is next week. Whoo-hoo, part-ay!

Oh, wait, that's some other student, not me. I will not be going wild in a coconut-scented, rum-addled vacation destination. However, I am taking the week off from work and staying home, which frankly, thrills me more these days than the thought of sunshine, shirtless men and drinks with tiny umbrellas.

In other joyous news, Martha Stewart's website now has segments from her TV show. I just finished watching a clip on Knives 101 from Martha's Cooking School, a series currently under way on the program. Since I rarely get to stay home during the day, and my VCR can't cope with my fuzzy TV reception, getting to download Martha from the Internet is heaven.

Last but not least, it's spring!!! Say goodbye to drab, dreary landscapes and hello to colorful growing things. Spring in Montana happens with a ferocity that never ceases to astonish me. Crocuses are beginning to bloom, the elm trees in the University district are on the verge of exploding into leafiness, and calves dot the hillsides around town. It's a glorious, glorious thing.


Sunday, March 19, 2006

Mount Jumbo and Mount Sentinel
Shorelines on Mount Jumbo and Mount Sentinel

The horizontal striations are ancient shorelines from Glacial Lake Missoula.

Links:




Friday, March 17, 2006

Five questions
  1. Where in Missoula has the best corned beef and cabbage?
  2. Celtic or Keltic?
  3. What's the most relaxing album you own?
  4. Will you watch the Griz game on Saturday?
  5. Is it spring yet?



Thursday, March 16, 2006

Tiny poem
Long shadows today --

Long and dark.



Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Five superlatives
  1. Funniest blog post I've read in a while: Granny Insanity's explanation of the move to censure Bush for illegal wiretapping, "Are we clear on the censure thing?" (DO NOT click on this link if you are easily offended.)
  2. Best news story of the day: Male drivers waste six million hours a year (because they won't ask for directions).
  3. Fastest, easiest way to send giant files over the Internet: You Send It.
  4. Most novel flavor sensation: Planter's Blue Diamond Wasabi and Soy Sauce Roasted Almonds and Diet Dr. Pepper.
  5. Most intense photograph recently shot in Missoula and posted on Flickr by Chris Lombardi: "Not even once."



The Moon and Missoula Textile
The moon and Missoula Textile


Terse Tuesday thoughts
Woke up at 4:47 a.m. and couldn't go back to sleep. I hate that.

I swear I heard a frog outside this morning. That's not possible. Probably just a starling with a head cold.

The starlings have begun their nesting rituals under the eaves of the old chicken coop.

My crocuses have started to poke their tiny green fronds through the soil.

I am remembering why I used to love writing poetry.

You know what I'd like to see? People getting tickets for taking up two parking spaces. And for driving too slow.

I also think that I should lose a pound for every Krispy Kreme I forgo. Just on principle.

Vanity plate I recently saw on a Ford Expedition parked in downtown Missoula: 1BIGIOU.

Have you tried the new Clif Nectar bars? They're like Lara bars -- just fruit and nuts. Both are wonderful.

I can now get cable TV channels on my Palm Treo. The question is: Should I?

It's true. I'm obsessed with Martha Stewart.

I am almost caught up with my backlog of photo editing. I'll post a recent favorite.


Sunday, March 12, 2006

Blogthings: Yeah, right
What Famous Pinup Are You?

You are Bettie Page.






Girl next door with a wild streak.

You're a famous beauty - with a unique look.

And the people like you are cultish about it.




What Goddess Are You?

You are Psyche!





Eternally in search of purpose and insight.

You're curious and creative
with a total sense of wonder.


Totally empathetic, you pick up on
other's moods easily.


Just be sure to pamper yourself as well!




Why Don't You Have a Boyfriend?

You don't have a boyfriend because you are too shy.






When a guy gets to know you,
he finds a great catch


Problem is... you're too shy
for most guys to get to know.


From meeting someone to dating,
you usually have your guard up.


And while you're just holding back,
it makes you seem like you've
got something to hide.




Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Happy International Women's Day
you_are_beautiful

Inspired by Jecate and the You Are Beautiful project.

Some links:


Monday, March 06, 2006

Announcing ... The Patias!!!
In honor of the first Academy Awards show I've ever watched from beginning to end, I've decided to list MY six favorite movies of 2005. Why six? Because I can't decide on just five. Also, note that these are films I watched in 2005, not necessarily films produced in 2005.
  1. Dirty Pretty Things -- Dark, clever, unconventional, suspenseful. With a happy ending, no less! (If you like seeing bad guys get what they deserve.)
  2. What I Want My Words To Do To You -- Intense documentary filmed during writing workshops in a women's prison. Beautifully humanizes these women without minimizing the terrible crimes they've committed. Makes you realize, "There but for the grace of God go I."
  3. My Life Without Me -- Poignant, quirky portrait of a young, working-class mother living life to the fullest in her last days.
  4. The Notebook -- Breathtaking, heartwrenching, awe-inspiring romance. What more can I say?
  5. Born Into Brothels -- Vivid documentary of India's poorest children given cameras to document their lives and, maybe, dream of something different.
  6. Hotel Rwanda -- Grim yet surprisingly hopeful; documents the mass genocides in Rwanda, the shameful failure of the international community to intervene, and one man's determination to save lives.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Five things I'm digging now
  1. Peach yogurt.
  2. The five Aveda products that are giving me big hair (finally!).
  3. Buds on the willow and cottonwood trees.
  4. People who hug like they mean it.
  5. Being at home.



Translating "academic-speak" into English
Well, I left class today feeling, if not exactly enlightened, at least a little less dumb and frustrated -- my teacher having led us in a lively discussion that illuminated the dense, dark reading material I posted about a few days ago.

After class I went for a long walk along the river to shake the knots out of my shoulders, then came home and was amazed to discover I could actually make sense of this sentence. Here's my translation:

So unbudgeably hegemonic stubbornly dominant has been this historicism of theoretical consciousness has been this historical theory that it has tended to occlude a comparable critical sensibility that it has precluded a similar consideration to the spatiality of social life of where people live, a practical theoretical consciousness an idea that sees the lifeworld of being creatively that sees human existence located not only in the making of history not only in a timeline but also in the construction of human geographies, the social production of space and the restless formation and reformation of geographical landscapes but also in natural and built environments: social being actively emplaced in space and time people living in a place and time in an explicitly historical and geographical contextualization and in (uh), a time and place.

Yeah. I'm going to go watch TV now.


Wednesday, March 01, 2006

More adventures in academia
Since that last quote from my homework reading material was such a hit, I thought I'd share the gem I came across tonight:

Rather than remaining within the field of a discourse that upholds its privilege by inverting its content (speaking of catastrophe and no longer of progress), one can try another path: one can analyse the microbe-like, singular and plural practices which an urbanistic system was supposed to administer or suppress, but which have outlived its decay; one can following the swarming activity of these procedures that, far from being regulated or eliminated by panoptic administration, have reinforced themselves in a proliferating illegitimacy, developed and insinuated themselves into the networks of surveillance, and combined in accord with unreadable but stable tactics to the point of constituting everyday regulations and surreptitious creativities that are merely concealed by the frantic mechanisms and discourses of the observational organization.


Yep, that's one sentence. I swear I'm not making this stuff up. This one is from an essay by Michel de Certeau titled "Walking in the City."


Bumpersticker du jour
Seen on a car in Missoula just 20 minutes ago:



Bush for
LAWN ORNAMENT



I don't know. I think the average garden gnome or pink flamingo is lots cuter than GWB. Probably smarter, too.


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