Patia Stephens, Missoula, Montana

A Drivel Runs Through It

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Black and orange

This photo is of a spring sunset, but I thought the colors were appropriate for today.


Sunday, October 29, 2006

Today (A Poem Of Sorts)
I turned back time five times.
The wind shivered against timbers.
A dust devil twisted up the driveway.

Flies languished; raindrops splayed.
The sun slid pale behind munificent clouds.
A thousand leaves skittered gold across asphalt.

Horses whinnied and cats spooked.
Over the city it turned black and purple and glowed.
The moon flirted and hid her face in the sky's skirts.

Fall flew south before I could say goodbye.
I welcomed the change of seasons, and of heart.
More than just winter blew in today.



Friday, October 27, 2006

Too clogged to blog
Oh, the misery of a head cold.

Woe.


Wednesday, October 25, 2006

So fat, she sat, on her cat
The sweetest girl



I sat on Luna last night. She'd commandeered my office chair, which is black, and I did not see her. Once I got my rump up off of her, I spent the next 10 minutes checking her for injuries and apologizing profusely. She forgave me. I woke up this morning with her snuggled in on my tummy.

~

In other news, I have a cold (and too much to do). Waaah.


Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Those amazing cats




Sunday, October 22, 2006

Oh, deer

Today was the first day of hunting season.



Bleh.
I'm in one of those moods.

I realized Friday that I have a big paper due tomorrow, so I've spent the last three days writing, doing homework and sleeping.

I could not summon the energy today to attend a going-away party for a friend's daughter who is being deployed to Iraq. I won't even try to explain how worried I am for her. I did have dinner with them both a few days ago, but I should have gone today. I feel like a jerk.

My stomach's been inexplicably upset for days.

A highlight, though, was going for a walk with the kitties at sunset. In between moseying along, rolling in the dirt and scratching fenceposts, they run flat-out in short spurts, their little paws thundering like racehorses. Then they'll fly up into a tree, all wild-eyed and twitchy.

Montana is gorgeous right now -- crisp and golden and russet -- and I'm resentful that I have so much to do.

Also, why am I so poor? Where does it all go? And so quickly?

Bleh.

I think I need chocolate.


Friday, October 20, 2006

I pimped my ride


In August, I asked blog readers which of several Montana specialty license plates I should get.

The Glacier National Park plates were the reader favorite, although Justin made a compelling argument for Griz plates. Offline, my friend Stacy said she thought the "Sustaining the Legacy" plates were me because of the cabin and the mountains. My personal favorite was the Montana Horse Sanctuary plate, for its sheer watercolor beauty and the gorgeous Appaloosa horse.

After much debate, I opted to go with the standard-issue Montana plate, as it allows seven characters versus only six on specialty plates. I wish they allowed eight characters, as Cowgrrrl -- with three Rs -- is one of my longtime Internet identities. I had to settle for two Rs.

And I figured, as long as I was going to draw attention to myself, I may as well get a snazzy barbed-wire frame on eBay. Cowgirl bling, it's a good thing.

I'm not a real cowgirl, though, just a wannabe. Someday I'll have a horse again -- maybe even an Appaloosa -- but for now my Subaru is my trusty steed.


Bloglines, you are breaking my heart
The Bloglines blog periodically writes about "freedbacking," which is a way to tag your blog posts so that managers can find your thoughts about their product. Here then, is my freedback for the Bloglines folks:

Bloglines, I love you. I've used you for well over a year and sung your praises to anyone who would listen. You've allowed me to read news and blog content from more than 150 sites in one place instead of ... 150 places. You've let me evade some of the ravages of spam. You've helped me populate and manage my blogroll. You've made my life easier.

Until recently.

For months now, you have been flaky. You've become erratic about displaying jpeg images imbedded in feeds, including Flickr groups I administer. You've almost entirely stopped displaying the numerous HTML newsletters I'm subscribed to. Instead of expanding collapsed links, you are frequently popping open new, blank windows.

Not being able to view my favorite blog posts and Martha Stewart newsletters is annoying. Not being able to view my featured selections from QPB and seller notifications from Amazon is unacceptable.

Bloglines, won't you please go back to being the feed reader I fell in love with?

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

The population clock just keeps ticking
This is startling.

What's even more startling is that the U.S. population has grown from 200,000,000 to 300,000,000 since 1967, the year I was born. One hundred million people in my 38 years. And the world population has nearly doubled since then.

Perhaps it's time we make the Population Connection.

10/18: Edited to fix my math error.


Monday, October 16, 2006

No wonder


This is excellent.


Sunday, October 15, 2006

Girl, lost and found

I recently reconnected with my childhood best friend, 15 years after a misunderstanding that neither of us remember very well.

I met L when I was four years old and she was eight; we lived a block apart in San Jose. My family moved to Santa Cruz four years later, but she remained like a big sister to me throughout my teens. She had four brothers who teased, harrassed, wrestled and otherwise treated me like a kid sister. I was an only child. I loved it.

L's brother J is the one who brought L and me back together. He found me on the Internet, emailed, and the rest is history. I can't tell you how good it feels to see their names in my address book again after all these years. But I mourn the lost time, and I know it'll never be the same. We're all grown now, busy. L has a daughter of her own and is caring for two teen boys who tragically lost their parents. J married recently. I cried when I learned their mother died last year. She was always good to me.

L sent me this photo of a painting J painted and that she's had all this time; I never knew it existed until now. It's me at age 13 or 14. In real life, they tell me, I was lying on their living room couch. J's talent for transforming the mundane into the fantastic is evident in the exotic background and dress, the waves in my hair. But the rest of it, I think, is me.

I remember how at age 13 I hated my hips and butt, how I thought I was grotesquely fat. I look at this picture now and see how lovely I was then. And wonder if I will ever be able to see myself as lovely now.

I wouldn't want to turn back time, wouldn't want to give up any of my hard-earned wisdom. But oh, how I wish I could get back some of the things I've lost.



Saturday, October 14, 2006

Patia's Index: Weird, random numbers from my life
Number of people in the world: 6.5 billion+

Number of people in the United States: 300 million (any day now)

Number of people in Montana, 2005 estimate: 935,670

Percentage change in Montana population, 1990 to 2000: 12.9 percent

Percentage change in U.S. population, 1990 to 2000: 13.1 percent

Number of Google results for the search phrase, "BBW porn": 885,000

Number of Flickr groups that mention "BBW" in their name or description: 158

Number of creepy pervs I've blocked on Flickr in the last week: 2 3

Number of dates I've had in the last year: 0

Ratio of spam to comments I receive via the email address on my website: 4 to 1

Number of emails awaiting replies in my inbox: 22

Number of feeds I'm subscribed to in Bloglines: 153

Number of classmates' assignments I need to read and comment on this weekend: 15

Total number of double-spaced pages to read this weekend: 81

Number of days ago my car's temporary tags expired (my new license plates still haven't arrived in the mail): 3

Number of hours I worked on my day off yesterday: 2.5

Number of hours I spent composing this post, intermittently: 2

Days till general deer and elk hunting season starts in Montana: 7



(With apologies to Harper's Index).


Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Avon Instant Manicure: Cocaine for nails?
Birdie at Beauty Dish is running a short review I wrote about the Avon Instant Manicure strips, and specifically, their mysterious nail-strengthening powers.

Truly, it's amazing.


Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Arachnophobia? Click here.
Are these not the cutest deviled eggs ever?

(Sunset has a treasure trove of Halloween projects. I don't have time to make any of them, but you can.)


Monday, October 09, 2006

Mission Mountains




Sunday, October 08, 2006

Brevity, thy name is weekend

"To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else."

~ Emily Dickinson

~

And so another weekend comes a close. As always, I've accomplished far less than I had hoped and finished my homework at the last minute. I'm a month behind on answering email and ought to be balancing my checkbook instead of blogging. It's raining and cold and I wonder if we'll wake up to snow. Soon, anyway.

~

One of the benefits -- and challenges -- of living in a university town is that there is always so much going on. Last week was insane.

Friday and Saturday was my beloved Festival of the Book, which I sadly neglected this year in favor of sleeping, running necessary errands and spending 10.5 hours on a tour bus.

Sunday I had a couple of students at my place helping me organize my life; I hired them through UM's Rent-A-Peer program, a fund-raiser for peer advisers.

Monday I had the exterminator out for the second time in two weeks -- and my cabin is still swarming with flies every time the sun comes out.

Tuesday I reluctantly gave my first television interview, about the new UM bloggers. That night I went to a lecture by UM grad Seth Kantner, author of the wonderful novel "Ordinary Wolves."

Wednesday was, of course, the Rolling Stones concert.

Thursday I went in to work late after brunch with friend Beth before she returned to Great Falls.

Friday, appointments at the vet, the naturopath and the spa. (I'm not complaining about the spa. I had a facial. It was heavenly.)

Saturday, read and slept all day.

Today, housework, homework and yardwork.

This week at work: Homecoming.

Sometimes, I just wish the planet would spin a little slower.

~

"How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives."

~ Annie Dillard



"High Tide in Montana"

I've uploaded some photos from last weekend's field trip of Glacial Lake Missoula and Flathead Lake features in Western Montana. You can see them and other photos from along the flood path in the Ice Age Floods group on Flickr.

This is a shot of the Flathead River's Buffalo Rapids section, below Kerr Dam and the Flathead Lake outlet, near Polson. The sediment dumps here were created by massive flows from ancestral Flathead Lake some 10,000 or more years ago. Those are the Mission Mountains in the background.



Saturday, October 07, 2006

Dahlias and teepee poles

At the People's Center in Pablo, Montana.



My spiritual beliefs, according to Belief-O-Matic
Belief-O-MaticI've long described myself as "half-atheist, half-pagan," so it's interesting to learn that my beliefs actually fit somewhere.

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (87%)
3. Liberal Quakers (82%)
4. Neo-Pagan (82%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (79%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (76%)
7. New Age (67%)
8. Nontheist (63%)
9. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (51%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (51%)
11. Baha'i Faith (51%)
12. New Thought (48%)
13. Reform Judaism (47%)
14. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (46%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (42%)
16. Taoism (42%)
17. Jainism (40%)
18. Hinduism (40%)
19. Scientology (39%)
20. Sikhism (38%)
21. Jehovah's Witness (35%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (34%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (23%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (22%)
25. Islam (19%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (13%)
27. Roman Catholic (13%)

Take the Belief-O-Matic quiz.

Via Big Mike.


Thursday, October 05, 2006

Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!
Mick
This isn't my photo and it wasn't taken in Missoula, but it looked just like this in Washington-Grizzly Stadium last night.

~

The Rolling Stones concert was FABulous.

I have heard nothing but rave reviews today from people who went.

The Stones played their hearts out -- and I don't want to hear any more jokes about their age; those guys can ROCK.

I now understand why women think Keith Richards is so hot.

The set, lights and pyrotechnics were awesome.

The audience was great.

I danced my ass off.

I am SO tired.

Good night!

~

10/7 update: Lest you all think I'm a total dork, I changed the spelling of the headline. It's sort of the rallying cry from the Stones song "Sympathy For The Devil," and I don't really know how it should be spelled. (I googled it, and apparently nobody else does, either.)


Tuesday, October 03, 2006

3 things that are making me laugh right now
  1. The "shapmoo" sign I saw at the Good Food Store tonight.
  2. The "Ella Mental" plus-size costume on 3Wishes.com. (It's toward the bottom. The last one, "Dreamcatcher," is pretty hysterical, too.)
  3. Neva's search terms post.

Monday, October 02, 2006

One more thing about me
When it comes to romance, I am completely, totally retarded.


Sunday, October 01, 2006

100 Things About Me (installment two)
It's all about me
  1. I'm 30-something. For a little while longer.
  2. I was born in California.
  3. I first came to Montana in 1983.
  4. I have lived in Santa Cruz, San Francisco, Berkeley, Thompson Falls, Kalispell and Whitefish.
  5. I now live in a log cabin near Missoula.
  6. I have two cats, Tango and Luna.
  7. I believe very strongly in spaying, neutering and pet adoption.
  8. I'm politically progressive.
  9. I have an activist nature but get burned out easily.
  10. I work for the University of Montana.
  11. My title is Web Content Manager, which basically means Glorified Editor.
  12. I earned a bachelor's degree in journalism from UM in 2000.
  13. I am working on an MFA in creative writing with a nonfiction emphasis.
  14. My sun sign is Sagittarius and my moon is in Virgo.
  15. My rising sign is Taurus.
  16. I'm an INFP.
  17. I'm also an HSP.
  18. I am an only child.
  19. I like my own company, perhaps too much.
  20. People who know me well forget that I am shy.
  21. I am nocturnal by nature.
  22. I love water -- the ocean, rivers, lakes, even rain.
  23. I'm fascinated by Glacial Lake Missoula.
  24. I do not own an umbrella.
  25. You can call me fat, big, heavy, large, rubenesque or zaftig. Just don't call me overweight.
  26. I don't care much about celebrities.
  27. But if I had to pick my favorite celebrities, I'd say Susan Sarandon and Camryn Manheim.
  28. Once upon a time, I was really into Rocky Horror.
  29. My favorite authors are Barbara Kingsolver and Tom Robbins.
  30. My favorite book is Animal Dreams.
  31. My favorite movie is Bull Durham.
  32. Mostly Martha is the best romance I have seen lately.
  33. I don't like dumb movies.
  34. I like romantic comedies, quirky foreign films, thought-provoking dramas and testosterone-laced action/adventure movies.
  35. I like men who are tough, tender and wicked smart.
  36. I'm growing increasingly content with being single.
  37. I'm currently obsessed with Martha Stewart, home decor, home keeping and organization.
  38. I think Flylady is the greatest.
  39. My favorite pastimes are reading, writing, web-surfing and napping.
  40. I'm also fond of cooking, baking, dining, dancing, hiking, gardening, shopping and traveling.
  41. I love animals, especially cats, horses and chickens.
  42. I like dogs, but only intelligent, well-mannered dogs.
  43. I love learning new things.
  44. I am drawn to the unusual.
  45. My favorite classes in college were the two semesters of art history I took.
  46. My dream trip is to follow the path of Western Civilization, like my art history textbook: Egypt to the Mediterranean islands to Greece to Rome to Europe ....
  47. My favorite type of food is Thai.
  48. I love shellfish, especially oysters.
  49. I adore Jack in the Box tacos and fair food.
  50. My favorite kind of candy is dark-chocolate honeycomb.
  51. How do I love bacon? Let me count the ways.
  52. My least-favorite foods are beans, pears and sea urchin.
  53. I believe people who eat white bread cannot be trusted. (Sourdough doesn't count.)
  54. Among my pet peeves are spammers and TV commercials that portray men as domestically incompetent.
  55. I am not an aggressive driver. Just a very assertive one.
  56. I don't like math.
  57. I do my best to avoid designer labels.
  58. I could not care less about fashion, but I do appreciate style. (And comfort.)
  59. My personal style could be categorized as Hippie Cowgirl Goth.
  60. My favorite brand of clothing is J. Jill.
  61. I wear a lot of black.
  62. I also like shades of crimson and blue.
  63. I do not particularly like yellow, orange or green.
  64. Except mossy or sage-y green.
  65. I think young children should be dressed like children, not small, designer adults.
  66. I really love fairs and farmer's markets.
  67. My favorite flowers are roses, especially wild roses; also peonies, hydrangea, blanketflowers and daisies.
  68. I think sunflowers are beautiful, but I have become very allergic to them.
  69. My favorite season is spring.
  70. I prefer cold to heat.
  71. I tend to run hot.
  72. My favorite body part is my feet.
  73. My least favorite body part is my nose.
  74. I have excellent eyesight.
  75. I have a very good sense of smell.
  76. I sunburn way too easily.
  77. I am surprisingly strong.
  78. I do a lot of research before I make important decisions.
  79. I am a mix of many nationalities, including English, Scottish, Irish, Dutch, Norwegian and what my Grandpa used to call "Bohemian."
  80. I spent seven years working in one-hour and professional photo labs.
  81. I no longer have any desire to print my own photographs. Ever.
  82. I like most kinds of music.
  83. I like silence a lot, too.
  84. Lately I've been listening to a lot of NPR podcasts and French music channels on iTunes Internet radio.
  85. My desert-island album is English Beat's Special Beat Service.
  86. Nothing makes me insane faster than shrill or repetitive noise.
  87. If I were rich, I would buy a radio station, name it KLUD, and staff it with smooth-voiced deejays who play only mellow music and know when to shut up.
  88. Two things that make me very, very happy are massages and pedicures.
  89. If I became president, I would make it illegal to begin promoting one holiday before the previous one has ended (i.e, Christmas merchandise could not be displayed until the day after Thanksgiving; Valentine's candy could not come out until after New Year's).
  90. I don't like being rushed.
  91. I'm good in a crisis.
  92. I perform well under stress. But I suffer later.
  93. I have very vivid, often disturbing dreams pretty much every time I sleep.
  94. I find puzzles and magic tricks more annoying than entertaining.
  95. I generally feel that cartoons and comic strips are a waste of my time.
  96. I used to feel the same way about animated movies. Until Shrek. I love Shrek.
  97. Put me in the city or in the country -- just don't put me in the suburbs.
  98. I like artifacts -- old things that tell stories about people, places and times past.
  99. I love blue tin roofs.
  100. I like lists.



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